| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Bib III | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Bob III | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Tubby III | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Janin II | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Hammy II | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
9 | Bob II | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Frisk | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Tubby II | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +ST | n, m, n |
14 | Bob | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
13 | Albert | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Catch | m, n |
9 | Fred II | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
7 | Maserati II | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
3 | Bob "Hack 'n Slash" Wilkins | Carver | 3 | 3 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
12 | Esmelda | Chaos Halfling | 20 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
5 | Hammy | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Chubby | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Tubby | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Maserati | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
4 | Janin | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 41 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
6 | Archibald | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Hamstead | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Fred | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, n |
2 | Hug | Troll | 13 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Tackle | n |
1 | Ram | Minotaur | 9 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Tentacles | n |