| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Cannon Fodder | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Jingo Merrychap | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Noodle Soup | Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Bloody Mary | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Mashed Potatos | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Foot Long | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Scrambled Eggs | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Spydari | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Fudge That | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
16 | Fudge It | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Full English Breakfast | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
15 | Mmmm Pie.. | Halfling | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | BIG MAC | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | BeefCake | Halfling | 19 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
6 | Fish Finger | Halfling | 20 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
16 | Shish Kebab | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
15 | Johnny O'Toole | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Pootie Tang | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Fish&Chips | Halfling | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
16 | John O' Toole | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
15 | Grease Pot | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Homejuusto | Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Big Kahuna Burger | Halfling | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
9 | Club Burger | Halfling | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ag |
8 | Mac&Cheese | Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | m, n |
6 | Big Can O' Coke | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
5 | French Fries | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Sundae | Halfling | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
3 | Chiken Nugget | Halfling | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |