Past Players of Elves are Commies Too
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Stalin's Ghost | Catcher | 2 | 16 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block | n |
16 | Red Square Rooski | Catcher | 17 | 51 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
12 | Putin's Black Bag | Catcher | 5 | 16 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block | d |
1 | Borris The Hammer | Thrower | 12 | 21 | Pass, Strong Arm, +AG | m, n |
16 | Spetsnaz Special | Catcher | 10 | 25 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +AG, Dump Off | d |
10 | Comrade Wizekoski | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Dodge, Guard | n, m |
13 | Comendant Victor | Blitzer | 13 | 18 | Block, Side Step, +MA, Tackle | d |
8 | Comrade Lebowski | Lineman | 9 | 21 | +MA, Block | m, n |
6 | Comrade Roger | Lineman | 22 | 19 | Dodge, +MA | m, -ma |
5 | Comrade Hugo | Lineman | 8 | 26 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
4 | Comrade Tatarov | Lineman | 11 | 6 | Block | m, n |
2 | Comrade Nikolia | Lineman | 27 | 40 | Dodge, Block, +MA | -av, m, -ma |
1 | Comrade Steve | Lineman | 8 | 1 | | |