| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Lustvomit Basher | Ogre | 5 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | m, n |
16 | Ninja Mime | Goblin | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Samurai Prostitute | Goblin | 10 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Sprint | m, -st |
7 | Cow Pummeler | Ogre | 7 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard | d |
12 | Bouncing Iron Peacock | Goblin | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, d |
13 | Humming Crypt Parrot | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | War Poodle | Goblin | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | -ma, m, n |
15 | Economy-Sized Giant | Goblin | 3 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Fashionable Rainbow Ferret | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
2 | Ritalin Devil | Ogre | 18 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | n, m, -av |
5 | Hungover Milkshake Fiend | Ogre | 20 | 42 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block | |
4 | Irritating Colossus | Ogre | 21 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | |
3 | Chain-Smoking Retro-Dragon | Ogre | 20 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, +AG, Break Tackle | n |