| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Simon Small | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Aquiler | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Paige III | Snotling Goon | 3 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
8 | Paige | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
14 | Wee Wally | Snotling Mob | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Under A Foot | Snotling Mob | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
13 | Mini Mike | Snotling Mob | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Little Liam | Snotling Mob | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Stunty Steve | Snotling Mob | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
9 | Tiny Tim | Snotling Mob | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
8 | Paige | Snotling Goon | 3 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
6 | Stan The Stayer | Snotling Goon | 9 | 18 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sprint, Side Step | d |
4 | Smash And Grab | Pump Wagon | 8 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Hit And Hope | Pump Wagon | 13 | 32 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block, +MA, Tackle | -ma, d |