| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Blue Rhino | Squig Herder | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Köfte | Squig | 2 | 2 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |
2 | Bubba Ho-Tep | Squig Hopper | 4 | 16 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge | d |
16 | Der diabetische Fuss | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
14 | Igorrr | Squig Herder | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Wackelpeter | Squig Herder | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
10 | Kongorot | Squig Herder | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
9 | Sr. Adelheid | Squig Herder | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | d |
8 | Jason Horst | Squig Herder | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | King Automatic | Squig | 8 | 26 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge, Sure Feet | d |
3 | Lowlander | Squig | 6 | 25 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge, Block | d |
1 | Elvis Pummel | Squig Hopper | 6 | 13 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge | m, n |