| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Dimpy | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Chimpy | Snotling Mob | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
9 | Gimpy | Snotling Mob | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
8 | Pimpy | Snotling Mob | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
7 | Stimpy | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Rem | Snotling Mob | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Princess | Pump Wagon | 6 | 23 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
2 | Earl Jeffers of Camberwick | Troll | 4 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |