| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Hi, Loser! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 4 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
14 | You suck and that's sad | Bull Centaur | 9 | 11 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block | m, n |
3 | College sucks | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m |
2 | Run along and die now | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
1 | You suck big time | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 24 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
14 | I just don't listen | Bull Centaur | 12 | 12 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, +MA | d |
2 | It's cute how stupid you are | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
12 | It's all about me. Deal with it. | Hobgoblin | 26 | 24 | Block, Sure Hands | m, n |
9 | Hi, Loser! | Hobgoblin | 16 | 0 | | n |
6 | Love sucks big time | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 24 | 38 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | n |
5 | I hate you so bad | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick | n |
3 | Not Listening! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 16 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
2 | Run along and die now | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
1 | hey you made me throw up a little | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
14 | You suck and that's sad | Bull Centaur | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet | d |
16 | Cute but Evil | Minotaur | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal | n |