| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Kenty will die! | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
11 | DMU came to get me, and left in a box! | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
1 | DMUb and DMUber | Troll Slayer | 3 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
3 | DMU = more weak | Longbeard | 9 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Mah fist, your face! | Longbeard | 14 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
12 | DMU is my washpot | Blitzer | 28 | 49 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Dauntless, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | also mah ball! | Runner | 13 | 24 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dauntless | d |
9 | That an ogre? Eat this! | Troll Slayer | 16 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block | n |
8 | DMUies | Longbeard | 8 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
5 | O Rly? DMU poo | Longbeard | 3 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
4 | Fowl me - bet yoo fael | Longbeard | 20 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
3 | DMU = weak | Longbeard | 12 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm | n |
2 | DMU Who? | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -st |
1 | die DMU | Longbeard | 13 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m |