| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Janitorial Staffman Dan | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
13 | Half the Man He used to Be | Halfling | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Pipegrass Hippy | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | The Dude | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Fatty Lardson | Halfling | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Wee Wittle Winston | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Bertrude Biggle | Halfling | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | n, n |
5 | Decklan Benderson | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Filbert Feggle | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Bobbert Feggle | Halfling | 6 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | d |
9 | Gert Gundergutters | Halfling | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | n, d |
14 | Humber Dimbledum | Halfling | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | d |
16 | Aggie Haggerson | Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | d |
3 | Chumly Blunderbottom | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Teddy Brandyburn | Halfling | 11 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
7 | Took Brandyburn | Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | d |