| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Private Smuckers | Snotling Mob | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
8 | Recruit Huck | Snotling Mob | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Private Smuckers | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Private Boobah | Snotling Mob | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Captain Trips | Pump Wagon | 4 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | Private Yanks | Snotling Mob | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
8 | Lance Corporal Huxtible | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Lieutenant Stutter | Snotling Goon | 3 | 13 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | |