Past Players of Durch Dick und Dünn
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Schmalzgebäck | Blocker | 20 | 45 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | -st |
8 | Fettwanst | Longbeard | 29 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Fettkloß | Longbeard | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
1 | Dicker Zwerg | Longbeard | 24 | 26 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge, Shadowing | m, -ma |
5 | Fettsack | Blitzer | 18 | 24 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -ma |
3 | Spargeltarzan | Runner | 16 | 53 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Pass, Accurate, Block, Dump-Off | n, -st |