| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Seemor Finius | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Gregory Stomp, P.I. | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Trumble Snickerboots | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Earl Roger Flanders Excelsius | Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -ma, -av, d |
14 | Geeves the Racist Butler | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Polly McPigtails | Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
11 | Sixtoes, Lord of the Dance | Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
9 | Gaylord Rumplebottom | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Sir Crumplebutt the Unfriendly | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Horus Horsecollar | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Harry Millford Cubicle | Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Hubert Cumberdale | Halfling | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Charles Wadsworth Longfellow the Third | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Hopalong Humpdiggity | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |