Past Players of Basement Buffoons
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Dust | Beastman | 5 | 5 | Horns | d |
2 | Smasher | Beastman | 3 | 5 | Horns | m, -ma |
8 | Cobweb | Beastman | 20 | 6 | Horns, Dirty Player | m, d |
8 | Oil | Beastman | 7 | 16 | Horns, Block, +MA | m, n |
7 | Furnace | Beastman | 12 | 17 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block | n |
5 | Treadmill | Beastman | 24 | 33 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Shadowing | m, m, n |
4 | Ants | Beastman | 15 | 16 | Horns, Big Hand, Pass | m, n |
2 | Dryer | Beastman | 15 | 2 | Horns | m, n |
1 | Washer | Beastman | 12 | 6 | Horns, Block | m, n |
14 | Moisture | Chaos Warrior | 12 | 12 | +AG | m, n |
15 | Pool Table | Chaos Warrior | 18 | 33 | Claw, Block, Mighty Blow | -av, n |