| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Fists Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
2 | Rapes Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | n |
14 | Beaten up by Arnold | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | |
9 | Defends Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
9 | Fond of Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
5 | Admires Arnold | Bull Centaur | 17 | 10 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Stand Firm | d |
13 | Worships Disliked Instead | Hobgoblin | 20 | 0 | | m, n |
13 | Zzharg Madeye | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Blunderbuss, Star | |
9 | Idolises Arnold | Bull Centaur | 16 | 17 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle | d |
9 | Despised by Arnold | Hobgoblin | 2 | 5 | | d |
7 | Tries to be like Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 24 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Wants to be Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
5 | Admires Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 19 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
4 | Respects Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +ST | m, n |
2 | Adores Arnold | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 30 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pass Block | n |