Past Players of There's A Rat In My Trousers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Arsenic | Lineman | 18 | 7 | Block | m, n, -st |
12 | Stabbing In The Eye | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Mr Bashy | Rat Ogre | 18 | 29 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, +MA, Break Tackle | m, d |
9 | Botulinum | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | n |
8 | Anthrax | Lineman | 10 | 7 | Kick | m, -st |
7 | Strychnine | Lineman | 10 | 3 | | d |
6 | Scurvy | Thrower | 12 | 24 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | d |
5 | Leprosy | Thrower | 24 | 23 | Sure Hands, Pass, +ST, Claw | -ma, m, d |
3 | Cholera | Gutter Runner | 17 | 71 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Leap | d |
2 | Listeria | Storm Vermin | 2 | 2 | Block | d |
1 | Diptheria | Storm Vermin | 12 | 13 | Block, Guard | d |