Past Players of Diminutive Dignitaries
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | sd | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | |
8 | as | Runner | 0 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | |
8 | a | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | |
2 | Prince | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
11 | asdfg | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
10 | asdf | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
9 | asd | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
2 | as | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
5 | Yasser Arafat | Blitzer | 14 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Kick, Tackle | d |
3 | Stephen A. Douglas | Runner | 21 | 66 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Pro, Kick, Strip Ball | d |
8 | Kim Jong-il | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
6 | Napoleon Bonaparte | Longbeard | 15 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
7 | Dmitry Medvedev | Longbeard | 21 | 29 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, +AG | m, n |