Past Players of Thick Slabs of Meat
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Escalope | Ogre | 3 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard | d |
12 | Haunch | Ogre | 5 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard | m, n |
7 | Nugget | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Brisket | Goblin | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Gammon | Goblin | 12 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
9 | Sausage | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Mince | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Pork Chop | Ogre | 13 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Block, Break Tackle | m, n |
3 | Leg of Lamb | Ogre | 11 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block | -ag, -ag, m, n |
1 | Venison | Ogre | 12 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle | d |