| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Bites Everyone II | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Stares at the Sky | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | Grinds his Teeth | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
8 | He who Farts | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Laughs like a Madman | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Growls like a Squirrel | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Wants to be a Troll | Goblin | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Hits his own Head | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Wants to be an Ogre | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Thinks he's an Orc | Goblin | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Squinting Eyes | Goblin | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Bites Everyone | Goblin | 12 | 31 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
6 | Runs in wrong Direction | Goblin | 16 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | d |
4 | Runs in Circles | Goblin | 15 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |