Past Players of Half-Baked Halflin's
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Bongo Potbelly | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
8 | Sticky Regis | Halfling | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | n, m, -ag |
15 | Mr. Sampson | Halfling | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | d |
11 | Guy on the Couch | Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Smiley Face | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Crack Head | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
7 | Pudgy | Halfling | 14 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Weed Whacker | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |