Past Players of University of Walamaloo
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Christian II | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
12 | Wittgenstein II | Ghoul Runner | 2 | 3 | Dodge | -av |
14 | Himo | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
12 | Nietzsche II | Ghoul Runner | 4 | 0 | Dodge | |
15 | Filius | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
14 | Crewtch | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | |
15 | Ian Darklightning | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
14 | John Stuart Mill | Zombie | 3 | 5 | Regeneration | |
2 | Kierkeguaard | Mummy | 12 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Guard | -av |
16 | Milk Bottle | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | Criggo | Zombie | 1 | 5 | Regenerate | |
7 | Locke | Zombie | 6 | 0 | Regeneration | |
6 | Leibniz | Ghoul Runner | 15 | 26 | Dodge, Shadowing, +MA | d |
16 | Quentin Hurlack | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regenerate | |
12 | Spinoza | Zombie | 16 | 9 | Regeneration, Block | -av |
13 | Ockham | Ghoul Runner | 25 | 53 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Side Step, Tackle | -ag, d |
12 | Hegel | Zombie | 6 | 5 | Regenerate | d |
10 | Hume | Skeleton | 27 | 6 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player | d |
9 | Kant | Skeleton | 31 | 37 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Tackle | d |
7 | Heidegger | Zombie | 13 | 5 | Regenerate | d |
6 | Wittgenstein | Ghoul | 10 | 27 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
5 | Nietzsche | Ghoul | 4 | 11 | Dodge, Sure Hands | m, -av |
4 | Descartes | Wight | 15 | 22 | Block, Regenerate, Guard, Tackle | -av, m, n |
2 | Plato | Mummy | 16 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Frenzy, Guard | n |