| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Zilinskas Bangles | Lineman | 6 | 2 | Block | d |
9 | Butler "Black" Sabbath | Lineman | 2 | 3 | Block | d |
12 | Kroeger Nickelback | Lineman | 14 | 17 | Block, Tackle | d |
12 | Parsons Bush | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
3 | Shepherd Soundgarden | Catcher | 16 | 32 | Block, Catch, Dodge, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Wilson Sublime | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
8 | Lemmy Motorhead | Ogre | 1 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | d |
3 | Simonon Clash | Catcher | 10 | 11 | Block, Catch, Dodge | d |
12 | Deal Pixies | Lineman | 18 | 6 | Block, Tackle | d |
11 | Fraiture Strokes | Lineman | 26 | 23 | Block, +MA, Guard | d |
5 | Chancellor Tool | Lineman | 20 | 16 | Block, Strip Ball, Tackle | n |
14 | Commerford Rage | Blitzer | 25 | 34 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Dauntless, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, d |
9 | Odadjian "System" Down | Lineman | 20 | 12 | Block, Tackle | d |
15 | Harris "Iron" Maiden | Blitzer | 36 | 34 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, +MA, Tackle, Guard | n, d |
13 | Claypool Primus | Blitzer | 44 | 81 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, +AG, Tackle | -av, d |
12 | Hamilton Aerosmith | Catcher | 3 | 8 | Block, Catch, Dodge | d |
2 | Lee Rush | Thrower | 51 | 88 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm, Nerves Of Steel, +AG | n, n, n, n |
16 | Quaife Kinks | Blitzer | 11 | 2 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | -ma, n |
11 | Greenwood Radiohead | Lineman | 9 | 0 | Block | n |
9 | James Blur | Lineman | 11 | 4 | Block | d |
8 | Burton Metallica | Minotaur | 21 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Block | d |
6 | Mendel "Foo" Fighter | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Block, Strip Ball, Tackle | n |
14 | Sting Police | Blitzer | 16 | 8 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard | n, -av, d |
15 | Wolstenholme Muse | Blitzer | 8 | 12 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard | d |
16 | Waters "Pink" Floyd | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
12 | Entwhistle Who | Catcher | 2 | 0 | Block, Catch | d |
13 | Dirnt Greenday | Minotaur | 6 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block | d |
11 | Jones Zepplin | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Block, Tackle | d |
9 | Ament Pearl | Lineman | 13 | 26 | Block, Guard, Tackle | -ag, d |
8 | Novoselik Nirvana | Lineman | 6 | 9 | Block | d |
7 | Graham Stone | Lineman | 67 | 61 | Block, Tackle, Dirty Player, Pass Block, +AG | d |
6 | Jamerson Motown | Lineman | 7 | 9 | Block, Tackle | n, m, n |
5 | Pastorius | Lineman | 26 | 28 | Block, Tackle, Pro | n |
4 | McCartney Wing | Lineman | 26 | 24 | Block, Dirty Player, Kick | n |
3 | Deacon Queen | Lineman | 25 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | n |
2 | Flea Pepper | Blitzer | 15 | 7 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Dauntless | n, n, d |
1 | Wooten Flecktone | Thrower | 30 | 43 | Block, Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Throw | n, n, d |