Past Players of Famous Short People
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Tom Cruise | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
6 | Yasser Arafat | Troll Slayer | 9 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | Voltaire | Longbeard | 11 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
5 | Mahatma Gandhi | Troll Slayer | 22 | 40 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, +MA | n |
4 | Napoleon Bonaparte | Blitzer | 20 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |
12 | Wee Man | Longbeard | 31 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG | n |
11 | Verne Troyer | Longbeard | 14 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Ludwig Van Beethoven | Longbeard | 27 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, -av |
1 | Danny DeVito | Runner | 13 | 20 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball | m, m, n |