Past Players of Direktors
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | John Woo | Black Orc Blocker | 1 | 0 | | m |
12 | Roman Polanski | Troll | 11 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +ST | d |
12 | Charlie Chapman | Troll | 5 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
13 | Tony Scott | Goblin | 18 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
12 | Roman Polanski | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, n |
12 | Cohen | Troll | 6 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, n |
11 | David Lynch | Lineman | 2 | 7 | Dirty Player | n |
7 | Orson Welles | Blitzer | 8 | 11 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Akira Kurosawa | Blitzer | 29 | 53 | Block, +AG, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG | n |
4 | Stanley Kubrick | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 0 | | d |
1 | Ridley Scott | Black Orc Blocker | 23 | 16 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, -ma |