| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Snot Bubbles | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, -ma |
4 | Yet Another Snotling | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
16 | The Team Nose Blower | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Pump It Up | Pump Wagon | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Two Heads Mean Twice Da Snot | Snotling Mob | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
7 | Just Another Snot Joke | Snotling Goon | 3 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, -av |
5 | Wipe It On Your Sleeve | Snotling Goon | 5 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |
4 | Runny Nose | Snotling Goon | 4 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |