| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Does not matter | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Gork's Footstoll | Goblin | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Elven Grand Boot Licker | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Too Short Even For a Goblin | Goblin | 16 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | -ma, m, n |
12 | Not Again | Goblin | 22 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
9 | Dodge This | Goblin | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Throw Me! | Goblin | 15 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Block | d |
5 | I'm an Ork Wearing a goblin costume | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Lazy Eye | Goblin | 22 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, +MA | n |
2 | Gork | Troll | 18 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block | n |
1 | Mork | Troll | 10 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block | d |