| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Dropsum Cash | Pump Wagon | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | |
8 | Dropsum Cash | Troll | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | |
4 | Ginger Grant | Snotling Goon | 1 | 5 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
9 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
9 | Dropsum Cash | Snotling Goon | 0 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | |
11 | D | Snotling Goon | 0 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | |
10 | C | Snotling Goon | 0 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | |
9 | B | Pump Wagon | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | |
8 | A | Troll | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | |
7 | Thurston Howell, III | Snotling Mob | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, n |
4 | Ginger Grant | Snotling Goon | 2 | 11 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sure Feet | m, n |