| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Skipper III | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Skipper II | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Allen Greenspan IV | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Matt Lauer II | Carver | 6 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
12 | Allen Greenspan III | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
8 | William Gates II | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | d |
12 | Allen Greenspan II | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
2 | Oprah Winfrey II | Chaos Spawn | 13 | 24 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | d |
13 | Cell Block 4 II | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, n |
16 | Skipper | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | The Warden | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Cell Block 4 | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
5 | Diane Sawyer II | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
14 | Al Roker II | Chaos Halfling | 22 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, n |
13 | Diane Sawyer | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
12 | Allen Greenspan | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Steve Jobs | Chaos Halfling | 24 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | n |
11 | Stone Phillips | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Tom Brokaw | Chaos Halfling | 25 | 33 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, +ST | n |
8 | William Gates | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma |
7 | Steve Jobs | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
6 | Al Roker | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
5 | Ann Curry | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Matt Lauer | Carver | 16 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Oprah Winfrey | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 30 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | n |