Past Players of Balls To The Wall
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Sneaky Dorf | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | m, n |
7 | HImmler Hoffmeister | Longbeard | 9 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Safe Throw | m, n |
10 | Napoleon Bonaparte | Longbeard | 10 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | m, d |
9 | Bob Dylan | Longbeard | 4 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, n |
8 | Adolf Hitler | Longbeard | 13 | 24 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
7 | George Costanza | Longbeard | 2 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -ma |
6 | Frank Costanza | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Jerry Stiller | Longbeard | 13 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
4 | Danny DeVito | Longbeard | 13 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | m, n |
1 | Danny Woodburn | Longbeard | 11 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, d |