| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | sandwich | Goblin | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
7 | idislikebuyinggoblins | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av, d |
1 | mouse | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | mika | Goblin | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | m, m, n, n |
5 | bed | Ogre | 18 | 36 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | m, d |
9 | posters | Ogre | 20 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, +AG | n, d |
7 | ihatebuyinggoblins | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, m, -av, m, n |
3 | this is my new ogre | Ogre | 15 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +MA | d |
8 | toasted cheese | Goblin | 22 | 37 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +MA, +AG | m, m, d |
7 | poptart | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n, d |
6 | applefritter | Goblin | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av, m, m, m, n |
6 | me | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Bret Michael | Goblin | 13 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sure Feet | m, m, -av, d |
14 | blue ribbon | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, d |
5 | fridge | Ogre | 15 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Multiple Block | m, m, n |
13 | nicotine gum | Ogre | 39 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Multiple Block, Pro | d |
8 | indians baseballs | Goblin | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, m, -ma, d |
5 | guns n roses clock | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | shoes | Goblin | 11 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint | m, -st, m, m, n |
11 | television | Ogre | 34 | 41 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Juggernaut | m, m, n |
9 | books | Goblin | 18 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Side Step | m, -st, m, n |
8 | baseballs | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
7 | guns n roses lamp | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | kiss blanket | Goblin | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | m, n, m, n |
5 | poison poster | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | motley crue dolls | Ogre | 11 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +AG | m, n, m, -ma |
3 | kiss lamp | Ogre | 17 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Multiple Block, Juggernaut | m, m, n |
2 | bed | Ogre | 16 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Multiple Block, Guard | d |
1 | mice | Goblin | 30 | 44 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Side Step, Sprint | m, m, m, n |