| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Willard Little III, a Huffy Accountant | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Dirty Player | |
1 | Anna Machete Slash, a Hunter | Lineman | 6 | 8 | Dirty Player | |
1 | asdfdsaf | Thrower | 0 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | |
1 | asdfasdfdsaf | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
16 | Schnozz Rosenschteinen, an Otolaryngologist | Gutter Runner | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Block | m, d |
13 | Garland Freaks, a Hunter | Lineman | 9 | 9 | Dirty Player | m, m, n |
9 | Charles Pierce, A Carpenter | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | d |
16 | Bartok Griggsby, a Whiny Gamer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | |
14 | Sigourney Washington, a painter | Gutter Runner | 14 | 38 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n, d |
12 | Andraste Matthews, a Photographer | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | m, n |
15 | Veronica Michaels, an Artist | Gutter Runner | 18 | 31 | Dodge, Strip Ball, Block | m, n, d |
14 | Raja Sabra, a Librarian | Gutter Runner | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Block | d |
13 | Brenna Biltworth, Medic | Lineman | 10 | 2 | | m, m, n |
5 | Jesperius Trapp, Mountaineer | Lineman | 16 | 7 | Tackle | m |
3 | Jeremiah Tugboat | Storm Vermin | 9 | 13 | Block, Tackle | m, -av, d |
11 | Gilbert Cummins, a Genius of Steam | Gutter Runner | 11 | 33 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Dauntless | m, n, d |
12 | Gitano Romanoff, Master Brewer | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | m, n, d |
11 | Ziggy Roche, a Musician | Lineman | 2 | 2 | | d |
9 | Mitch Raymond, A Pharmacist | Lineman | 17 | 11 | Block | m, d |
8 | Marigold Sheffield, Cashier and Burglar | Lineman | 22 | 20 | Dirty Player, Tackle | m |
6 | Gertrude Palarosa, Herbalist | Thrower | 22 | 14 | Pass, Sure Hands, Dirty Player | m, -st |
5 | Garfield Mummers, A Clown | Gutter Runner | 2 | 3 | Dodge | m, n |
4 | Versarius Camerons, Botanist of Nymh Gardens | Gutter Runner | 25 | 58 | Dodge, Dauntless, +AG, Horns, Block | d |
3 | Ezekial Slim, The Ditch Digger | Storm Vermin | 3 | 12 | Block, Guard | n |
1 | Bartleby Sly, Librarian | Rat Ogre | 21 | 41 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle, Piling On | m, n, n |