| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Industry Liason Officer | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
7 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
6 | Replacement Tea Lady | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Assistant to the District Manager | Troll | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | n |
8 | Tea Lady | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | Paper Pusher | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Staple Counter | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Telephone sanitiser | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Cleaner | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Secretary to the RM | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Leave Adjuster | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Payroll | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | Head Accountant | Snotling Goon | 4 | 5 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |