| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Mayor Doobington | Head Carver | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Fatso Twofisted | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Chompy Secondhelping | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Temp 6 | Carver | 0 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | |
7 | Frumpy Bigbelly | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Temp 7 | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Pudgy Twolunch | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Temp 4 | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Temp 3 | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Temp 2 | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Temp 1 | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Bubbly Bezos | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | n |
4 | Simon | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Side Step | n |
3 | Mayor Lampton | Head Carver | 12 | 51 | Dodge, Right Stuff, +MA, Block, Tackle, Pro | n |