| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Dick ButtKiss | Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Insane Salsabacker | Witch Elf | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block | -av |
1 | Vance Briggs | Blitzer | 12 | 23 | Block, +MA, Dodge | m, d |
13 | Scary Asthma | Witch Elf | 7 | 13 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block | -ag |
16 | O'Bliss wilgun | Assassin | 14 | 8 | Shadowing, Stab, Jump Up | -av, m, d |
1 | Mashaam Salaam | Blitzer | 12 | 24 | Block, Guard, Dodge | d |
16 | Killbur Murdershal | Lineman | 12 | 7 | Block | d |
15 | Smash Dreadlocks | Witch Elf | 26 | 37 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Side Step, Tackle | m, -ma, d |
4 | KillHard Dents | Lineman | 22 | 14 | Block | m, m, d |
8 | Billie Kult | Lineman | 17 | 6 | Block | m, n, m, -ma |
15 | Slevin Aromashkill | Witch Elf | 3 | 11 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
2 | Microwave Bury | Witch Elf | 27 | 66 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Block, Dauntless, Side Step | n, m |
14 | Chuckie Killmen | Blitzer | 47 | 78 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball, Fend | m, m, m, -ma, n |
13 | Keg Ghoulson | Blitzer | 30 | 37 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | n, m |
12 | Rob my Gold | Blitzer | 48 | 75 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Shadowing | m, -ma |
11 | Tommiegun Paris | Lineman | 32 | 27 | Dodge, Block | m, m, n |
10 | Jewel Salts | Lineman | 41 | 66 | Block, Strip Ball, Dodge, +MA | m, n, d |
9 | Brian Grrlacker | Lineman | 51 | 77 | +AG, Block, Dodge, Guard, Sure Feet | -ma, d |
8 | Lance Smalls | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Dirty Player, +AG | n |
7 | Slevin Bester | Lineman | 22 | 28 | Dodge, Block | d |
5 | Matt Floorta | Lineman | 37 | 43 | Block, Dirty Player, Pass Block | m, n, m, d |
4 | Mike Multipleson | Lineman | 22 | 26 | Block, +AG | d |
3 | Jay Cutmore | Lineman | 52 | 54 | Block, Tackle, Kick, Dodge | m, d |
2 | D'brick Crooks | Lineman | 5 | 9 | Block | m, n, d |
1 | Walter Painston | Blitzer | 31 | 33 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Tackle | n, m, -ma |