| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Dawkins | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Studling | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
2 | Mendeleev | Lineman | 10 | 5 | | |
14 | Fleming | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | |
1 | Euclid | Thrower | 8 | 2 | Pass, Sure Hands | m |
10 | Pliny the Elder | Blitzer | 1 | 3 | Block | m, n |
1 | Marconi | Thrower | 5 | 9 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | d |
2 | Aubrey de Grey | Lineman | 25 | 21 | Block, Dirty Player | m, d |
8 | Machiavelli | Blitzer | 5 | 2 | Block | m, d |
1 | Turing | Thrower | 16 | 38 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Accurate, Tackle | m |
5 | Curie | Black Orc Blocker | 23 | 14 | Block | m, d |
2 | Bohr | Lineman | 4 | 7 | Block | d |
9 | Galileo | Blitzer | 21 | 19 | Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow | m, -ag |
15 | Hobbes | Lineman | 38 | 19 | Dirty Player, Dodge | n |
14 | Stockhausen | Lineman | 27 | 9 | +AG | m, m |
13 | Camus | Troll | 32 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | m, m, n |
1 | Monet | Thrower | 23 | 32 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Accurate, Hail Mary Pass | m, -ma |
3 | Kant | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Block, Kick | m, d |
2 | Linnaeus | Lineman | 12 | 5 | | m, n |
4 | Dali | Black Orc Blocker | 27 | 25 | Stand Firm, Block | m, m, n |
5 | Sartre | Black Orc Blocker | 23 | 22 | Block, Guard | m, n |
11 | Andrew Lewis Taylor | Blitzer | 71 | 72 | Block, Dodge, Guard, +ST, Tackle | m, -ma, m, d |
10 | Sisyphus | Blitzer | 42 | 52 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro | m, -ma |
9 | Heisenberg | Blitzer | 14 | 18 | Block, Leader, Guard | m, n, d |
8 | Goedel | Blitzer | 25 | 27 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n, d |
7 | Bjork | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 10 | | d |
6 | Newton | Black Orc Blocker | 59 | 62 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, d |
1 | Degas | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |