| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | the wealth of nations | Gnoblar | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | No you shut up dad!! | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | DEATH PANEL MEMBER | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
11 | Drill baby drill | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | NOT A REPUBLICAN | Gnoblar | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
12 | liberals = satan | Gnoblar | 4 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | m, d |
11 | what are you a fascist? | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
9 | just like the founders intended | Gnoblar | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |