| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Snot Desmond | Gnoblar | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ma |
13 | Justice Snot | Gnoblar | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Potsnot | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Sir Snotsalot | Gnoblar | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Snot Nice | Gnoblar | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Catch | -ma |
12 | Snot Lord | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
11 | Snotette | Gnoblar | 4 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +MA | d |
7 | Double Snot | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
5 | Snotnose | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
3 | Robert Penn Warren | Ogre | 11 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block | -st, n |