Past Players of Me Fail Bonhead...UNPOSSIBLE
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Nicholas Fasthawk | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Bork | Gnoblar | 7 | 17 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | n |
13 | Peanut | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Nurkit | Gnoblar | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | -ma |
2 | Porky Smashrip | Ogre | 5 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Piling On | d |