| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Govind Armstrong II | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | José Andrés II | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Julia Childs III | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Julia Childs II | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Rachel Ray II | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, m, n |
13 | David Chang II | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Julia Childs | Halfling | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, d |
16 | Auguste Escoffier | Halfling | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, d |
6 | Paula Deen | Halfling | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, m, -av, d |
15 | Jamie Oliver | Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Roberto Santibañez | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | David Chang | Halfling | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Carmen Quagliata | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, m, -st |
10 | Ming Tsai | Halfling | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Jacques Pépin | Halfling | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Akhtar Nawab | Halfling | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | m, m, d |
7 | Govind Armstrong | Halfling | 18 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Kick | m, m, m, n |
6 | José Andrés | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Rachel Ray | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, d |
4 | Gordon Ramsay | Halfling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, -av, d |
3 | Emril | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |