| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Ouch! | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | d |
4 | The Texas Umbrella | Rat Ogre | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal | d |
6 | Dusseldorf | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
14 | Elephant Dream Sandwhich | Thrower | 2 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
7 | Under the Yellow Earthworm | Lineman | 8 | 27 | +AG, Foul Appearance | d |
4 | Thundering Spatula | Gutter Runner | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Dauntless | m, -st |
1 | Thrash Indigo | Gutter Runner | 6 | 19 | Dodge, Block, Diving Tackle | -ag |
12 | Von Shruffing Dire K | Thrower | 10 | 15 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | n |
7 | Thank God for Linerats | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, -av |
6 | Holy Water Bottle | Storm Vermin | 13 | 18 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
15 | Waste of Space | Gutter Runner | 14 | 65 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Leap, Shadowing | n |
14 | My Worth Couldn't Help You Buy Your Way out of a Mexican Jail | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | m, n |
11 | We All Like Gutters | Gutter Runner | 25 | 82 | Dodge, Dauntless, Horns, Block, Tackle, Claw | -av, -ma, n |
5 | Dammit! | Gutter Runner | 14 | 52 | Dodge, +MA, Block, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Always Buying Bloody Linerats! Who needs rerolls when you have to keep your team stocked with fodder | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Block | d |
5 | The Last One Couldn't Ride the Storm Out | Gutter Runner | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Block | d |
6 | I Forgot Which One This One Replaced | Lineman | 13 | 0 | | d |
10 | History Never Repeats | Thrower | 23 | 42 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Big Hand, +MA | n |
4 | The Big Idiot, Who Will Often Betray Me | Rat Ogre | 22 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block | d |
12 | A Fool and His Money Can't Catch a Nose That's Runny | Storm Vermin | 19 | 49 | Block, Claw, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
11 | One More Can't Hurt | Gutter Runner | 14 | 55 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Leap, Shadowing | n |
10 | The Mysterious #10 | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
9 | Have At You! | Lineman | 10 | 7 | Block | m, n |
7 | Probably Fumble The Ball Anyway | Thrower | 20 | 53 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, +AG, Safe Throw | n |
5 | Riding The Storm Out | Gutter Runner | 9 | 17 | Dodge, Block, Shadowing | m, n |
4 | Probably Won't Make it Outta the Gate | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | m, n |
1 | Vermin of a Different Sort | Gutter Runner | 26 | 135 | Dodge, +AG, Very Long Legs, Block, Pass Block, Nerves of Steel, Leap | n, m, n |
6 | No Real Need To Name This One | Lineman | 6 | 6 | Block | d |