| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Gobbi | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
17 | Fredrick Hothawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Smartypants | Blitzer | 10 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Frenzy | d |
6 | Swarx | Goblin | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
3 | David | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 0 | | n |
11 | Jon Stewart | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 0 | | n |
3 | Smart Gremlin | Black Orc Blocker | 8 | 0 | | d |
5 | little sister gobbo | Goblin | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
13 | Green Brain Cells | Thrower | 54 | 41 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, +MA | m, m, m, -ma, m, -st |
7 | Smart Idea | Thrower | 37 | 33 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Wrestle, Dump-Off | d |
7 | Peyton Manning | Thrower | 4 | 1 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
4 | Pinky's Sidekick | Black Orc Blocker | 18 | 11 | Block | d |
3 | Sid the Science Kid | Black Orc Blocker | 28 | 17 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, m, -av, d |
2 | Winnie The Pooh | Blitzer | 28 | 61 | Block, +AG, Guard, +MA, Tackle | m, d |
8 | The Thinker | Blitzer | 49 | 14 | Block, Tackle | -av, m, -av |
13 | Ben Stein | Thrower | 12 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d |
12 | First of Kin | Troll | 32 | 42 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Juggernaut, Grab | d |
11 | Brian Austin Green | Lineman | 38 | 36 | Block, Dodge, Kick | m, n |
10 | Napolean Bonaparte | Blitzer | 65 | 100 | Block, +AG, Strip Ball, Wrestle, +MA, Guard | m, -ma, m, -av, d |
9 | Abraham Lincoln | Goblin | 50 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap, Side Step | m, m, d |
8 | George Washington | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Johann Sebastian Bach | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | |
6 | John Locke | Lineman | 48 | 26 | Frenzy, Block | m, -ma, m, n |
5 | Ludvig van Beethoven | Lineman | 33 | 33 | +ST, Block, Tackle | m, -av, -ma, -ma |
4 | James Woods | Black Orc Blocker | 10 | 4 | | d |
3 | Garry Kasparov | Thrower | 11 | 14 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | m, n |
2 | Leonardo DaVinci | Blitzer | 8 | 8 | Block, Dodge | d |
1 | Albert Einstein | Blitzer | 32 | 41 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy | m, d |