| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Edible Legs | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
8 | Rebound | Catcher | 8 | 22 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Dodge | n |
5 | String Puppet | Catcher | 7 | 13 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge | d |
3 | Elastofrog | Lineman | 15 | 23 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Dodge | m, m, -ma |
6 | Jumping Jack Flash | Blitzer | 16 | 21 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | m, n |
14 | Rubber Band Boy | Catcher | 12 | 27 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block | n |
4 | Humpty Dumpty | Lineman | 18 | 3 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
13 | Mr Blobby | Blitzer | 10 | 18 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | d |
12 | Kite Catcher | Catcher | 12 | 25 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +AG, Dodge | m, m, -ma |
17 | Cory Palelightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Timmy Mallet | Blitzer | 28 | 39 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow | m, -ma |
9 | Chumbawamba | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
2 | Major Tom | Catcher | 32 | 47 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, +AG | m, d |
10 | Flash Pants | Catcher | 27 | 52 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Guard, Block, Side Step | d |
9 | Elastic Cannonfodder | Lineman | 5 | 4 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
8 | Frenchie | Lineman | 23 | 21 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Block | n, m, m, m |
6 | For the High Jump | Lineman | 16 | 20 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Fend | m, d |
5 | All the Shoes in a Line | Lineman | 24 | 11 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Kick | m, m, m, d |
4 | Bouncy Bouncy | Lineman | 11 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | m, m, d |
3 | Elastofrog | Lineman | 16 | 22 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle | -ma, m, -ma, d |
2 | Major Tom | Catcher | 3 | 2 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |