Past Players of Absolute Tedium
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Naubz | Troll Slayer | 7 | 6 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | |
1 | Attaj | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | -ma |
1 | Zizi | Troll Slayer | 2 | 5 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |
11 | Pinolo | Blocker | 4 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
12 | Ronhel | Blocker | 16 | 11 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Baio | Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, d |
6 | Olot | Runner | 18 | 17 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Kick-Off Return | m |
1 | Jazziz | Troll Slayer | 8 | 7 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |