Past Players of Maim Like an Egyptian
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Parenting | Skeleton Lineman | 8 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
14 | Stored Rage | Skeleton Lineman | 4 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
13 | Colour | Skeleton Lineman | 5 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -ag, d |
13 | Wide World | Skeleton Lineman | 12 | 7 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player | m, d |
12 | 0 FF | Skeleton Lineman | 18 | 15 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player | d |
8 | Fouly | Skeleton Lineman | 29 | 7 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player | d |
5 | Remote Control | Anointed Blitzer | 6 | 4 | Block, Regeneration | d |
4 | Weird Mousepad | Tomb Guardian | 25 | 35 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Break Tackle | d |
3 | Green Blanket | Tomb Guardian | 4 | 5 | Decay, Regeneration | d |
2 | Birth | Tomb Guardian | 29 | 41 | Decay, Regeneration, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA | n, m, m, -ma |
1 | Big Television | Tomb Guardian | 26 | 15 | Decay, Regeneration, +ST | d |