| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Devendra Banheart | Blocker | 10 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
10 | Salma Hayek | Blocker | 8 | 1 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
10 | Salma Hayek | Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
13 | Salma Hayek | Blocker | 8 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, d |
4 | Clint Eastwood | Troll Slayer | 52 | 58 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Guard, Juggernaut | m, m, m, m, -ma, d |
16 | Salma Hayek | Blocker | 17 | 13 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -st |
11 | Rasputin | Blocker | 64 | 166 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard, Jump Up, Fend | d |
10 | Devendra Banheart | Blocker | 33 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
5 | Charles Spurgeon | Runner | 32 | 80 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Dodge, Block, +AG, Side Step | m, m, d |
4 | Clint Eastwood | Troll Slayer | 8 | 9 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, +AV | -st |
2 | Salma Hayek | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | d |