| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Evander Truefield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
16 | Pants-Down Barney | Ogre | 4 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, +ST | d |
12 | Adele Dullblade | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Block | -ma |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, -av |
16 | Pants-Down Barney | Ogre | 7 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |
16 | Pants-Down Barney | Ogre | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | d |
12 | Adele Dullblade | Catcher | 2 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | -ma |
11 | Filthy Argus Drake | Thrower | 9 | 1 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, -av |
5 | Cap'n Ozzy Keelhaul | Lineman | 18 | 8 | Wrestle | -ag, n |
9 | Dan Bloodbucket | Lineman | 25 | 8 | Block | -ma |
13 | Sandy the Staggering Drunk | Catcher | 24 | 32 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, m, m, -ma |
1 | Epileptic Ron Dawkins | Blitzer | 17 | 25 | Block, Guard, Tackle | -st |
16 | Pants-Down Barney | Ogre | 18 | 15 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, n |
5 | Cap'n Ozzy Keelhaul | Lineman | 13 | 8 | Wrestle | n |
1 | Epileptic Ron Dawkins | Blitzer | 5 | 14 | Block, Guard | -av |
2 | High Pitched Quinn | Blitzer | 16 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | m, m, m, d |
9 | Dan Bloodbucket | Lineman | 9 | 1 | | m, d |
12 | Adele Dullblade | Catcher | 22 | 55 | Catch, Dodge, Guard, Block, Side Step, +AG | m, m, d |
11 | Filthy Argus Drake | Thrower | 7 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader | d |
5 | Cap'n Ozzy Keelhaul | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 33 | 24 | Dirty Player, Dodge | m, -ag |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
8 | Edmund the Bald | Lineman | 12 | 6 | Block | d |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
4 | Shark Tooth Elmer | Blitzer | 8 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, d |
8 | Edmund the Bald | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | n |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
4 | Shark Tooth Elmer | Blitzer | 5 | 2 | Block | -av |
2 | High Pitched Quinn | Blitzer | 22 | 29 | Block, Guard, Dodge | m, n |
9 | Dan Bloodbucket | Lineman | 16 | 11 | Dirty Player | d |
3 | "Tiny" Broderick Cutler | Blitzer | 60 | 147 | Block, +AG, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard | m, m, -av, d |
13 | Sandy the Staggering Drunk | Catcher | 17 | 9 | Catch, Dodge, Guard | m, m, -av |
12 | Adele Dullblade | Catcher | 21 | 29 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +MA | m, -st |
2 | High Pitched Quinn | Blitzer | 5 | 8 | Block, Guard | -av |
1 | Epileptic Ron Dawkins | Blitzer | 27 | 34 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step | m, d |
16 | Pants-Down Barney | Ogre | 25 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard | m, d |
11 | Filthy Argus Drake | Thrower | 7 | 6 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader | -ma |
12 | Adele Dullblade | Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
10 | Jim the Engorged | Thrower | 69 | 120 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, +AG, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Leader | m, m, m, -ma |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 13 | 2 | | m, d |
9 | Dan Bloodbucket | Lineman | 15 | 1 | | m, -ma |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | -ma |
4 | Shark Tooth Elmer | Blitzer | 23 | 65 | Block, Jump Up, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, r |
3 | "Tiny" Broderick Cutler | Blitzer | 19 | 33 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, m, d |
13 | Sandy the Staggering Drunk | Catcher | 20 | 23 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, +ST | m, d |
8 | Edmund the Bald | Lineman | 27 | 24 | Block, Guard | m, m, -ag |
12 | Adele Dullblade | Catcher | 19 | 16 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | m, n |
11 | Filthy Argus Drake | Thrower | 21 | 31 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader, Kick | d |
16 | Pants-Down Barney | Ogre | 22 | 30 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | m, d |
7 | Sid the Bitter | Lineman | 5 | 11 | +ST | d |
5 | Cap'n Ozzy Keelhaul | Lineman | 38 | 54 | +AG, Block, Tackle, +MA | m, m, m, m, m, -ag |
6 | "Chopper" Walt Hacke | Lineman | 27 | 51 | +AG, Dodge, +MA, Block | m, m, r |
4 | Shark Tooth Elmer | Blitzer | 4 | 11 | Block, Mighty Blow | -ma |
3 | "Tiny" Broderick Cutler | Blitzer | 3 | 4 | Block | d |
2 | High Pitched Quinn | Blitzer | 22 | 40 | Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Frenzy | m, -ag |
1 | Epileptic Ron Dawkins | Blitzer | 22 | 25 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, -av |