Past Players of No Thematic Throughline
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Goblins Suck | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | Tuna Cannon | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
10 | Clever Snot-Nosed Panda | Goblin | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Shoplifting | Goblin | 13 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
15 | Emperor Palm | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Mangrove | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Snippy | Pogoer | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Sprint | -st |
3 | Nipple Twist | Looney | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
1 | Stephen Harper | Troll | 17 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | d |