| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Graham Hideoushawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Fembot: Vanessa Kensington | Catcher | 6 | 1 | Catch | d |
7 | Fembot: Vanessa Kensington | Catcher | 5 | 21 | Catch, Dodge, +ST | d |
4 | Scott Evil | Thrower | 18 | 21 | Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, -ma, d |
4 | Scott Evil | Thrower | 8 | 9 | Pass, Safe Throw, +ST | m, n, d |
5 | Fembot with pelvis crushing thighs | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch | n |
8 | Fembot with machine gun jumblies | Catcher | 34 | 149 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +ST, +MA, Mighty Blow | m, m, m, d |
12 | Fat Bastard | Lineman | 25 | 29 | Guard, Block | m, m, d |
2 | Frau Farbissina | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
7 | Fembot: Vanessa Kensington | Catcher | 21 | 45 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Leap | n, d |
6 | Fembot with pelvis crushing thighs | Catcher | 9 | 18 | Catch, +MA, Sure Feet | -st |
10 | Fembot with nerve gas flatulence | Catcher | 50 | 94 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -ma, m, m, m, -ma, d |
5 | Fembot with machine gun jumblies | Catcher | 18 | 44 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | n, m, m, d |
4 | Scott Evil | Thrower | 25 | 60 | Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm, Dump-Off | m, d |
16 | Alotta Fagina | Lineman | 50 | 109 | Juggernaut, Jump Up, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST | m, d |
2 | Frau Farbissina | Blitzer | 24 | 47 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, d |
16 | Alotta Fagina | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | n, m |
14 | Mini-Me | Lineman | 27 | 25 | Dodge, Block | -av, d |
12 | Patty O'Brien | Lineman | 25 | 9 | Dodge | m, m, -ma, m |
11 | Random Task | Lineman | 53 | 59 | Dodge, Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle | n, m, m, m, d |
10 | Fat Bastard | Lineman | 15 | 34 | Dodge, Guard | d |
9 | Mr Bigglesworth | Lineman | 14 | 17 | Dodge, Block | n, -ag |
3 | Number 2 | Thrower | 51 | 69 | Pass, Safe Throw, Leader, Kick, Guard, Mighty Blow | -av, m, m, d |
2 | Frau Farbissina | Blitzer | 7 | 6 | Block, Guard | n, m |
1 | Dr Evil | Blitzer | 17 | 43 | Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Leap | n, m, d |