| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Mocas | Catcher | 2 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
16 | Julius Deephammer | Lineman | 6 | 4 | | m, d |
2 | IPG | Blitzer | 11 | 0 | Block | d |
16 | IRS | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | n |
14 | ITV | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
2 | Tog | Blitzer | 8 | 4 | Block | d |
15 | BBC | Lineman | 18 | 19 | Fend | m, d |
2 | Dwarf Players | Blitzer | 5 | 4 | Block | m, -ma |
14 | Rupert Murdoch | Lineman | 10 | 5 | | -av |
12 | Moody | Lineman | 24 | 12 | Kick | -ag, d |
1 | Nuffle | Blitzer | 9 | 14 | Block, Guard | d |
9 | Ed Balls | Lineman | 19 | 14 | Fend | n |
12 | Bank of England | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -ma |
2 | Ed Hinds | Blitzer | 8 | 6 | Block, Guard | -av |
13 | Noel Edmund | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Fend | d |
15 | Billeh | Lineman | 15 | 5 | | -ag, -st |
2 | Lee Mack | Blitzer | 4 | 8 | Block, Guard | -st |
16 | Inflation | Ogre | 23 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | -ma |
8 | Angela Merkel | Catcher | 38 | 54 | Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Diving Tackle, Nerves Of Steel, Side Step | m, m, -ma |
6 | Jeremy paxman | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | n |
12 | BMA | Lineman | 12 | 11 | Wrestle | n |
2 | Alex Ferguson | Blitzer | 8 | 2 | Block | -av |
8 | Robert Mugabe | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | n |
6 | Dr David Lewis | Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | -st |
13 | Jeremy Crouch | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | m, n |
15 | Nicholas Coldshield | Lineman | 13 | 13 | Fend | m, n, d |
3 | Bill Gates | Blitzer | 28 | 35 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge | m, m, m, m, n, m, -ma |
6 | The pope | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
13 | Ban Ki-moon | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
16 | Starbucks | Ogre | 10 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard | m, d |
10 | International Court of Justice | Lineman | 50 | 27 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | m, -ag, m, -ag |
11 | World food program | Lineman | 46 | 76 | +AG, Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Fend | n, -av, d |
13 | Secretariat | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | -av |
11 | General assembly | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
1 | Your boss | Blitzer | 31 | 39 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Side Step | m, -ma, -ma |
6 | Bank of England | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | -av |
9 | Gordon Brown | Catcher | 5 | 3 | Catch, Dodge | m, -ma |
4 | Christer | Blitzer | 45 | 94 | Block, Dodge, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Fend | m, m, m, -ag |
13 | Your boss | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, -av |
8 | Games workshop | Lineman | 18 | 16 | Fend, Wrestle | m, m, d |
6 | Steve | Lineman | 13 | 1 | | -av |
13 | WIL | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
16 | World health organisation | Lineman | 17 | 10 | Wrestle | -ma, m, m |
1 | Them | Blitzer | 16 | 19 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, m, d |
3 | Queen victoria | Blitzer | 26 | 29 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n, m, -av |
10 | Robert Goldfire | Lineman | 22 | 11 | Dirty Player | -st |
11 | Prince william | Lineman | 7 | 10 | Block | d |
1 | Prince philip | Blitzer | 6 | 0 | Block | d |
11 | International monetary fund | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | United nations | Lineman | 34 | 22 | +ST, Block | -ma, -ma, n |
16 | Rothschild | Ogre | 7 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | d |
7 | illuminati | Catcher | 70 | 132 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Fend, Side Step, +MA, Sprint | m, d |
13 | Anti deformmation League | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -ma, -ma |
14 | Federal reserve | Lineman | 56 | 54 | Block, Kick, Fend, +MA | m, m, m, m, m, m, m, d |
15 | The bank of england | Lineman | 21 | 21 | Guard, Block | m, d |
5 | Al gore | Thrower | 62 | 73 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Leader, Fend | m, n, m, -ma |
4 | Bill Clinton | Blitzer | 21 | 46 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -av, -ma |
3 | Queen Elizabeth | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | Block | -av |
2 | George bush | Blitzer | 43 | 74 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard | m, d |
1 | Tony Blair | Blitzer | 4 | 2 | Block | m, n |