Past Players of If You Can't Beat 'Em
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Clawtastic | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
10 | Boot | Beastman Runner | 4 | 5 | Horns | d |
17 | Edward Coldhawk | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
16 | Faceroll II | Beastman Runner | 12 | 15 | Horns, Block | m, d |
5 | Pomb Bomb Jr. | Minotaur | 8 | 17 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Claw | m, -ma, d |
5 | Join em!!! | Minotaur | 1 | 4 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | d |
11 | What Ball? | Beastman Runner | 32 | 76 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Block, Claw, Juggernaut, Tackle | m, m, d |
10 | AV = 7 | Beastman Runner | 23 | 15 | Horns, Block | m, -ma, m, d |
8 | Face Roll | Beastman Runner | 18 | 14 | Horns, Mighty Blow | m, m, -st |
7 | Easy Mode | Beastman Runner | 23 | 34 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Block | n, d |
5 | Pomb Bomb Jr. | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
4 | Captian Original | Chosen Blocker | 19 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | n, m, -av, -av |
3 | More claws | Chosen Blocker | 15 | 8 | Claw | d |
2 | Should I Pile On? | Chosen Blocker | 10 | 11 | Mighty Blow | -st |
1 | Pomb Bomb | Chosen Blocker | 23 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | -av, d |